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[ Every. Single. Day. If only it sounded like this all the time, then I wouldn’t mind so much. ]

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» time 4 months ago   » notes 446421

Guys. Guys. (ooc and ic post)

I am not in the best of moods right now so I think I’m just going to call it quits until a bit later, that sound okay? If not, suck it.

[ Yeaaaaa, just kinda wanna chill with my fiancee right now and get my mood back up because of the damn dogs and the cars and the road and the cars and the traffic and the stupid ass smokers who are making both of our lives shit because we’re allergic to smoke damn it and the dogs and the cars and the pizza and the dog that had to pee and chewed up the house and the cars and the traffic and…

…did I mention the cars and dogs and traffic? No? Kay. 8| Anyway. Yea. Be back later. ]

» time 4 months ago   » notes 3

i-lavi-yu:

yuu-kanda:

Lavi’s troublesome situation was obvious, quite to Kanda’s annoyance, and as he sent off a horde of insects toward the level four, the exorcist hissed. “You idiot, you shouldn’t be fighting.” The redhead had gone through enough and he really wasn’t about to have saved his ass only to have him die on the way out. Over his dead body.

Kanda did, though, move at Lavi’s order and tried to place as much distance between the akuma and themselves as possible. He didn’t have much luck getting through to the door he’d come in, meeting up with a grinning pair of twins, each toying with a golden gun. Devit and Jasdero were about to receive hell from him if they didn’t move.

Ignoring the growl from Kanda, Lavi went back to being limp on the others back, he was not about to make his friend fight the entire ark alone, whether he liked it or not. The red head was far too stubborn to simply die off because he was using his energy either. Whereas it was true that would be the end result should he push it a little too much, he didn’t plan on doing so. Like it or not, Kanda in spite of his strength, could not face the entire Noah clan alone. No matter how strong he was. “…would you two move?” he asked grumpily, knowing the twins were a little more reasonable than some of the others. It was worth a try anyway.

Jasdero was a bit taken aback by the question, having expected hostility from the red head whom seemed more annoyed than angry. Glancing at Devit before the face of the Noah was hidden behind the curtain of blonde hair. “Move?” he repeated, as if he hadn’t understood the question.

If there was anything he really didn’t want right now, it was more delays. Devit and Jasdero were pushing it and they hadn’t even opened their mouths yet. Mugen hummed a little as if it too was just as annoyed as its wielder. Kanda narrowed his eyes at Lavi’s question, wondering what the hell the other was thinking. Did he really think the Noah were going to stand down if he asked nicely?

Devit blinked, leaning on his twin with a confused expression before he broke into an amused giggle. “Why would we move? Don’t ya wanna play~?” Kanda’s patience wore thin. The level four would catch up soon and he’d have to deal with that AND the two Noah. No way. “Don’t you wanna die?” He growled out, wishing to hell that the Moyashi had the ability to open an Ark door from the white Ark into here. Apparently that wasn’t an option, though, as the two Arks couldn’t connect to one another that way.

The Noah of Bonds just laughed at his threat, pushing Kanda to his limit of patience. The swordsman hissed and a larger amount of Innocence began seeping out of Mugen’s new red-tinted blade. “Nigentou…” He muttered, other hand extending as a red trail of light curled behind him and formed into a second sword in that hand. His Innocence may have developed into a different form, but he still had the ability to use the same moves. “Hakka Tourou!” Kanda growled, slicing eight even slashes in the air that formed into a flower-type illusion, heading straight for the twins.

» time 4 months ago   » notes 13

ooc: AWOIEFJAWF—

[ Okay guys, I love you all, but I can’t keep up with you. ; u ; Give me a few minutes, I’ll respond to everyone as soon as I can, ‘kay? ]

» time 4 months ago   » notes 1

starcrossed-soul:

yuu-kanda:

starcrossed-soul:

Up you go - 

/Have a kind of ridiculous bridal carry - throw in Sailor Allen over there and they could easily win a competition for most ridiculous anon schemes./

Where to?

FFFFF- *Definitely does not appreciate this whatsoever but doesn’t exactly have a choice.* Hell if I know, somewhere not here. Or anywhere near a lot of people. ….maybe the underground river.

Works for me. /And they’re off - one grinning Akuma idiot and his merYu./

*Very pissed-off merYu.*

» time 4 months ago   » notes 9

Anonymous asked,

You're a very pretty man, Kanda~ ;D Am I the first person to tell you that?

…sadly, no.

» time 4 months ago   » notes 2

lunatic-calm asked,

Whoops! Did I start something with the other followers? I'm sorry sweet heart That's just how it is for a girl.

I AM NOT A FUCKING GIRL!

What is with everyone and assuming this?!

» time 4 months ago   » notes 2

i-lavi-yu:

yuu-kanda:

It soon became apparent just how hard it was for Lavi to walk, so Kanda paused, hauling the other up on his back carefully to carry him instead. If Lavi gripped onto his back, he’d still be able to defend himself and drop Lavi quickly if there was a need to fight. Kanda continued after settling the redhead on his back, one arm wrapped backwards supporting him, and glanced down the hall as he heard shuffling noises. Great.

“Hang on, Lavi.” Kanda hissed a warning, letting go of the other to raise his sword with both hands, stopping in the middle of the hall. Whatever was coming to greet them was coming fast. There was a rush of air and if it hadn’t been for his reflexes, Kanda would have completely missed the level four akuma that zipped by him and turned to attack from behind. The exorcist whirled to keep Lavi out of the line of fire and met the cackling demon’s punch with the flat of his sword, Innocence sparking at the contact. “Damn it. We don’t have time for this.”

The future bookman clung to the other as he was hauled up onto his back, already knowing that arguing was pointless, he couldn’t exactly move very well on his own and if it weren’t for Kanda he might as well have been dead in the near future. “Hnn…” he buried his face in the swordsman’s shoulder and just clutched to him best he could, hearing the warning and lifting his head just a little to see the level four foe show up from seemingly nowhere. A soft sigh escaped him, he couldn’t exactly -not- help. He didn’t care if Yuu growled at him for this.

In spite of his injuries, he managed to pull off the combo-stamp, bringing up a huge wall of fire in between the two of them and the akuma. “Move…” he muttered against Kanda’s ear, it wouldn’t buy them much time but it would a little, better than nothing.

Lavi’s troublesome situation was obvious, quite to Kanda’s annoyance, and as he sent off a horde of insects toward the level four, the exorcist hissed. “You idiot, you shouldn’t be fighting.” The redhead had gone through enough and he really wasn’t about to have saved his ass only to have him die on the way out. Over his dead body.

Kanda did, though, move at Lavi’s order and tried to place as much distance between the akuma and themselves as possible. He didn’t have much luck getting through to the door he’d come in, meeting up with a grinning pair of twins, each toying with a golden gun. Devit and Jasdero were about to receive hell from him if they didn’t move.

» time 4 months ago   » notes 13

Anonymous asked,

If I gave you a weekly supply of Soba, can I huggle you?

…I don’t know why people assume I can be bought with food. I’m not the Moyashi. *Eyeroll.* And I’m not a teddy bear either.

» time 4 months ago   » notes 1

Anonymous asked,

You're a girl, aren't you ? o.o

Do you want to die? Or shall I prove it?

» time 4 months ago   » notes 1